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Talking of law school … The old FAA Flight Standards Service official web site used to contain this cool disclaimer: “The content of these pages is unofficial and not authority for action. Views and opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the U.S. Department of Transportation or the Federal Aviation Administration.” Following the FAA's brave lead I think I can claim that my pages are unofficial and not authority for action, and that my views and opinions expressed here may not reflect my views and expressions! If you want definitive guidance on flight operations I can only suggest you have your legal team contact the FAA's chief counsel …
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